Job title advertisement as seen on the APS job website:
Ultrafast Staff Physicists
Slow physicists, need not apply.
O brave new quantum world!
Job title advertisement as seen on the APS job website:
Ultrafast Staff Physicists
Slow physicists, need not apply.
That = funny.
A few pages later, under the “Miscellaneous” category, there was the following: “You are the solar radiation of my life.” Find love through Science Connection, http://www.sciconnect.com.
Great! Reminds me of grad school days when we nuclear folks thought the “high energy” physicists just drank too much coffee.