Vote You Silly Americans, Vote!

American politics? Best summed up by the Simpsons:

Kang (disguised as Bob Dole): Abortions for all
(Crowd boos)
Kang: Very well, no abortions for anyone.
(Crowd boos)
Kang: Hmm… Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!
(Crowd cheers and waves miniature flags)

But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t vote. Why should you vote? More wisdom from the Simpsons:

Marge: I still don’t understand why we have to build a ray gun to aim at a planet I’ve never even heard of.
Homer: Don’t blame me. I voted for Kodos. (he is whipped by an alien)

You don’t want to be enslaved by aliens, now, do you?
Update: Just in case this election threatens to send you into a bout of depression, I highly recommend, this laughing baby

4 Replies to “Vote You Silly Americans, Vote!”

  1. Kodos: It’s true, we are aliens. But what are you going to do about it? It’s a two-party system; you have to vote for one of us.
      [murmurs]
    Man1: He’s right, this is a two-party system.
    Man2: Well, I believe I’ll vote for a third-party candidate.
    Kang: Go ahead, throw your vote away.
      [Ross Perot smashes his “Perot 96” hat]

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