UFOs

Something for me to look for next time I’m back in Yreka, Unidentified Fossil Objects:

Geologists have discovered strange disc-shaped features in slate deposits in California. The features, at Yreka, are between 2 and 7 centimetres across and 2 to 4 millimetres thick; some have centres stained with iron oxides. One geologist, Nancy Lindsley-Griffin of the University of Nebraska, has already dubbed the saucer-shaped features, ‘unidentified fossil-like objects.
Geologists discoverd the UFOs in bedding planes of the slate, formed from ocean bottom that was deposited between 400 and 600 million years ago. The objects are puzzling because they lack the symmetry that fossils of living organisms usually display. They are also too large to be the droppings of any creature alive at the time, and do not look like concretions, such as agates, formed by natural chemical processes. Lindsley-Griffin says they resemble very tiny bicycle wheels, with a central core and an outer rim, but with most of the spokes missing.

4 Replies to “UFOs”

  1. “Between 400 and 600 million years ago” is a pretty broad range, covering the Cambrian Explosion plus quite a bit.
    My first guess: trilobite pocket change. You know how terrible they were about keeping track of things. And the lack of pockets made hanging onto pocket change even tougher…

  2. I CAN TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT THESE OBJECTS ARE. tHEY ARE INDEED REAL ARTIFACTS OF 3$^%$@@#:”:{+_)*^%%^*&((*^*^%#@$%^& OH, SORRY, I FORGOT, ITS STILL CLASSIFIED MATERIAL!! I CAN SAY THAT THEY ARE…ROUND.

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