A Strange Candidate

In today’s LA Times there is a strange write in candidate, Gerald Busch.

REPORT FROM THE FRONT:
OSAMA SETTLEMENT AGREEMENT
WHAT HE WILL DO:
HE WILL CALL FOR A STAND-DOWN IN ALL JIHAD. (NO GUARANTEE OF SUCCESS) ON OR BEFORE 10/05/03 OSMA (sic) WILL TRAVEL W/PLANS TO NEW YORK ON 10/07 FOR TRIAL (UNDER USA LAWS) FOR ACCACK ON 9/11.
WHAT HE WANTS
1. ALL USA TROOPS OUT OF AFGHANISTAN AND TALIBAN BACK, IF THAT IS WHAT THE AFGHAN PEOPLE WANT.
2. ALL USA TROOPS OUT OF IRAQ AND SADDAM BACK, IF THAT IS WHAT THE IRAQI PEOPLE WANT.
3. USA ASSISTANCE TO ANY ISLAMIC COUNTRIES BE ONLY WATER AND SEWER PROJECTS FUNDED INTO ISLAMIC BANKS (NO MILITARY OR WEAPONS).
4. SHARIA BANKS BE RECOGNIZED AND ACCEPTED AND SUPPORTED BY BANKING SYSTEM IN THE USA.
(LOANS THROUGH ISLAMIC BANKS=NO INTEREST)
DURING MY MEETING WITH THE OTHER SIDE I DISCOVERED THE SUBLIMINAL SURVIVAL NEED OF THE VAST MAJORITY OF ALL CLASSES OF PEOPLE LIVING IN ISLAMIC 3RD WORLD WANT THE GOD DIRECTED AND DECISIVE DISCIPLINE OF SHARIA LAW, AS AMENDED W/ IMPROVING ECONOMIC CIRCUMSTANCES OF LIVE IN/BY COUNTRY. FREEDOM AS DEFINED IN THE WEST IS NOT WANTED BY THE MAJORITY OF ISLAM AT THIS TIME.
WHAT SAY – GRAY? ARNOLD? GEORGE?
CAN WE END THIS WAR?
CALIFORNIA ELECTION PROMISE:
IF YOU ELECT GERALD BUSCH FOR GOVERNOR I WILL SHARE POWER AND RESPONSIBILITY W/GREAT STATESMAN GRAY DAVIS AND THE EXCEPTIONAL HUMAN BEING ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER…EQUALLY

My favorite part is where he has to clarify that Arnold is indeed a human being.

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