The voting pamphlet for the California recall has a few choice entries. My favorite is definitely:
Trek Thunder Kelley Dear Voters, Please vote for me, thus breaking the Seventh Seal and incurring Armageddon. I will legalize drugs, gambling, and prostitution…
Then there is the guy who has the following astounding qualification:
Ralph A. Hernandez …adopted puppy and kitten into our family;…
Finally here is an unusual platform:
Rich Gosse Single adults are the Rodney Dangerfields of our society. They “can’t get no respect.” I am the first candidate in California history to campaign on a Fairness for Singles Platform.