Damn Spam

Spam has evolved to putting subjects which will trick you into opening the email. If you email me, don’t put “hello” in the subject, cus I probably won’t open the email. If, on the other hand, you put “eigenstate” as the subject, as did the spam I received today, I will open the email. Doh!

Banned

This site, archivefreedom.org, intended to tell the story of banned arxiv posters is bound to be worth checking out every once in a while. My favorite quote so far, is in the letter to Noam Chomsky, where Carlos Castro Perelman, writes

I would like to bring to you attention the level of corruption and hypocrisy that has plagued the world of science, Physics in particular, in recent years . No wonder why this country ( USA ) is spiraling into Fascism.

Capital Ph, Capital F, spiraling into McCarthyism.

Quantum Gravity 2+1

Talking about different physical theories in different dimensions is one of physicists favorite pastimes. Thus, for instance, we often move the theory to the infinite dimensional case or to the case of dimension slightly greater or less than some integer dimension. Often we work with low dimensional theories because of constraints–for example we do this when we talk about an electron gas trapped in a two surface or a one dimensional line or even a zero dimensional dot. But sometimes we work in different dimensions to see if we can gain insight into the theory in a dimension where we can’t seem to make much progress. Such is the case for a quantum theory of gravity. Our success in understanding quantum gravity in two spatial dimensions plus one time dimension (2+1) has been far better than our success in understanding quantum gravity in three spatial dimensions plus one time dimension (3+1). Why?
Well there is an easy way to see why quantum gravity in 2+1 dimensions is quite a different beast than quantum gravity in 3+1 dimensions. Let’s look at the 3+1 dimensional case first. At a fixed time, the spatial metric has six degrees of freedom (it’s a real tensor and it’s a symmetric tensor and it’s in dimension three.) But the laws of general relativity are invariant under general coordinate changes. This means that there are four gauge degrees of freedom which correspond to the choice of four spacetime coordinates. Thus there are two physical degrees of freedom in 3+1 dimensional gravity.
But what happens in 2+1 dimensional gravity? At a fixed time, the spatial metric now has three degrees of freedom (it’s a real tensor and it’s a symmetric tensor and it’s in dimension two.) But now there are three gauge degrees of freedom. Thus in 2+1 dimensional gravity there are no physical degrees of freedom!
In fact what happens in 2+1 is that the curvature tensor vanishes! Now recall that if we parallel transport a vector around an area where the curvature tensor vanishes, then the vector doesn’t change. Thus if we work in a spacetime where there all loops encose areas, then parallel transport will be path independent and there will be a global notion of parallelism. Quite a boring theory right? Well yes, if you only consider simply connected spacetimes (i.e. spacetimes where all loops are continuously contractible to a point.) But if you consider spacetimes which have noncontractible loops (think of a torus and the circles which form circumferences of this torus) then the parallel transport around one of these noncontractible loops doesn’t enclose an area. Now the geometry of this flat spacetime is characterized by the results of parallel transport around noncontratible loops (holonomies.) So right away we see that gravity in 2+1 dimensions will be an interesting theory when we allow topologically nontrivial spacetimes. In fact, when we construct the solutions and quantize gravity in 2+1 dimensions we are led to a topological quantum field theory! Actually things get quite interesting in 2+1 dimensions when we try to quantize the theory. In fact there are many different approaches to this quantizations, and, strangely, not all of these are consistent (this is why you have to pay attention when all these mathematical physicists go on and on about all these different methods to quantize classical theories!)
Well enough quantum gravity for today. Just remember, theories of physics are never as complicated as most theoretical physicists would like you to believe.

Snow Day

When you wake up to a few inches of snow, what’s the first thing you do? Well if you’re still a kid, the first thing you do is you turn on the radio to see if school is canceled. At the Santa Fe Institute, the institute closes whenever the public schools close. So now I get to be a kid all over again and today when I woke up to some snow I quickly turned on the radio and heard that the public schools in Santa Fe were closed. Whoop! Snow day!

Life After Tech

From Jim Harrington, a picture of the whiteboard near my office at Caltech. Funny I don’t feel dead. But then again, do I feel reborn?
RIP

Power to the Pontiff

Well, over Turkey day, I was at home in the state of Jefferson, so when the power went out and my computer turned off, it shut this website down. I guess it’s time to invest in a UPS.

Spinning Darwin in his Grave

In my never ceasing effort to increase stereotyping, I present, for you, a recent Gallup poll about American views on the theory of evolution:

Subgroup

% Who Believe that Darwin’s Theory of Evolution
Is a Scientific Theory Well Supported by the Evidence

Postgraduate education 65%
Liberal 56
College graduate 52
West 47
Seldom, never attend church 46
Catholics 46
50- to 64-year-olds 44
Men 42
East 42
18- to 29-year-olds 41
Independent 40
Democrat 38
Moderate 36
   
SAMPLE AVERAGE 35
   
Nearly weekly church attendance 35
30- to 49-year-olds 34
Some college 32
Women 30
Republican 29
Midwest 29
Protestant 28
South 27
Conservative 26
Weekly church attendance 22
Age 65+ 21
High school or less 20

This data makes me think maybe we need another 1960s cultural revolution. Well, truthfully I always think that…

Where is SETI, Where is SETI, Here I am, Here I am

If I were an extraterrestrial, I might be very cautious about communicated my location to the rest of the universe since the universe might be full of other hostile extraterrestrials. This is an argument which must scare the bejebus out of those working on the search for extraterrestrial intelligence (SETI). And this begs the question: is there a way to transmit a signal such that the location of the transmitter cannot be discovered? In this 2003 article by Walter Simmons and Sandip Pakvasa, the authors claim that it is possible to design such a protocol by using entangled photons. Now I haven’t fully understood their protocol, but I do worry that it requires the transmitters to bounce their entangled photons off of relay stations which make a large angle on the reciever’s sky. And if you can create a large angle on the reciever’s sky, why don’t you just send a signal from somewhere where you don’t have any of your cute little alien colonies?

Existence

Patrick Hayden points me to scholar.google.com which is Google’s beta of a search engine designed to for search academic sources. It doesn’t exist if it’s not on the web, eh? Interesting the engine still has a ways to go. For instance, it doesn’t have John Baez’s “This weeks finds in mathematical physics.” articles indexed, which is a total shame because these are an extemely useful resource. But those Googlemeisters are smart cookies, so hopefully by the time it goes beyond beta it will be a rockin resource.

Twirling, Twirling, Twirling Towards Freedom

From blackboxvoting comes this funny:

P.S. Not that this has anything to do with what we’re discussing (or maybe it does), but there were two separate “I voted” stickers that voters were given after they voted. If you voted electronic, you were given a big gorgeous flag-waving colorful sticker that said something akin to “I Voted Electronically!” If you voted paper, you were given a crappy little sticker that looked like it was made by a low bidder from China with faulty equipment that said “I voted”. I’ll be forever haunted by the interaction I witnessed between one lady and a poll worker. The lady said “I want to vote on a paper ballot. I’ve read that I should use a paper ballot.” The poll worker reached for a paper ballot and started to hand it to the lady, but that’s when the lady saw the two bowls of stickers. She said “Oh, you mean I can’t have one of those stickers unless I vote with the machine?” The poll worker said “Yes, that’s right. Those stickers are for the people who vote with the machines.” The lady looked wistfully downwards, pondering, and then grinned giddily and said “I want to vote electronically!”