Where Are the Borg?

(Warning: partially valid arguments ahead, but at some points reality takes a hit and runs for the hills and then returns to make some sort of point.)
What I love about the threshold theorem for computation (classical or quantum) is that it is essentially a theorem about immortality. Whah? Immortality? Indeed. (For those unfamiliar with the ideas of the threshold theorem see a quantum discussion in quant-ph/0507174 by Daniel Gottesman.)
Well first of all, let me rephrase that. The thresholds theorems of computation are about immortality. We should pluralize the “theorem” since there are many different versions of the theorem applicable under many different assumptions. We should pluralize the “threshold” since there are many different parameters which describe the different assumptions.
Now given the assumptions of the thresholds theorems, we can ask the question about whether these assumptions are satisfied in the real world. If they are, then the particular theorem you are concerned with states that it is possible to design a computer whose rate of failing can be made arbitrarily small by building bigger computers out of the faulty components (and this size overhead scales in such a way that changing the rate of failure by k orders of magnitude only incures an overhead of increasing the size by a polynomial in k.) So, in essence, the theorem states that you can make your computer effectively immortal. Say you want it to live for a billion years, then you can build such a device. Say you want it to live for trillion years, then you can build a bigger device. Etc. etc. onward to effectively immortality. (Okay, so there are those of you who might object to me calling a computer a living thing and personifying it with the atributes of life and death, but I have too little time to spend arguing against mythical beasts in the machine for which we have no evidence of and which somehow make biology an independent branch of the laws of the universe 😉 )
So given that the threshold theorems somehow “prove” that we can make immortal machines, the question is obviously whether the universe actually obeys the conditions of one of the threholds theorems. I would certainly be inclined to believe that the answer to this question is that no, there is no thresholds theorem which actually holds in our universe. The threshold is zero. Why do I say this? Well, let’s just think of the most common forms of the quantum therhold theorems. One thing that these models don’t consider is a form of error in which the entire quantum computer is blown up by, to put it in a modern context, terrorists (you see, it all makes sense, because quantum computers can be used to hack the codes that these terrorists use to plot their evil deads. To misquote a famous 19th century author: A useless consistency is the hobgoblin of a creative but bored mind.) Now this form of error can certainly happen. There is certainly a probability that it will happen (at which point we might begin to worry whether it was a Republican or Democrat who calculated this probability.) And I am equally certain that the current threshold theorems do not apply to this form of error. Thus I can at least argue that today’s theorems do not have assumptions which are satisfied in the real world.
Of course the lack of a current theorem which is not satisfied by how the real world works, does not imply that there isn’t some thresholds theorem which is satisfied in the real world. So can we put our arguments on more rigorous (snicker) grounds? Well I would maintain that the lack of the Borg is quiet evidence that there is no threshold theorem for immortality in our universe. Huh? Well suppose that we try to extend our threshold theorem for quantum computation to the type of errors I described above (so-called “t-errors.”) Certainly I can imagine a way to do this (okay maybe not so realistic!) but at the cost of designing a large computer. Indeed I suspect that there are turtles all the way up, and that if we keep pressing higher into the heirarchy of errors we wish to be robust against, we will always be making larger and large computers. And certainly even with our current constructions to truely obtain immortality, we need larger and larger machines. This argument suggests that if there is such a theorem, then to achieve immortality we must construct larger and larger computers whose size, eventually must engulf the entire universe (okay I’m way out on a limb here, but I am currently in California where this is only a little more flakey than your average citizen’s view of the world.) So, since when I look around I do not see such a construction, and I believe that (in this case alien) technology will always expand to fill the void of what is possible (over the edge 😉 ) this implies to me that there the threshold for computation in the universe is zero. Of course I have discounted the possibility that just because I do not see the construction, that the construction does not exist. Indeed we ourselves may be this construction (quoteth Philip K. Dick “the Empire never ended.”) So, no Borg, no threshold. 🙂
Now you might think that believing the thresholds for computation are zero might lead me to choose another field than quantum computation. In fact you might even go so far as to say that maybe we should trash the classical computer revolution, since certainly, there are no fault-tolerant classical computers. But of course, this, like my argument above, is absurd. The thresholds theorems are meant to only be a step in the direction of establishing the possibility of a technology whose use and capacities are not infinite, but are indeed only designed to achieve as much as is possible given the assumptions of the theorems. The thresholds theorems is never about taking the limit of the theorems, by nailing our probability of failure to zero. The thresholds theorems is always about figuring out what you can do with the resources you have. Thus we shouldn’t view the thresholds theorems as a magic potion on the path towards building a quantum computer, but instead as a way to most optimize our construction of a computer.
More importantly for the field of quantum computation, the question of relevance is whether large quantum computers can be build which outperform classical computers. But this always has the context of what classical computer we are talking about. So really the thresholds theorems for quantum computation are more about whether we will be able to build a quantum computer which outperforms a classical computer. Now because we believe that quantum computers have exponentially benefits over classical computers for some tasks, this means that for these tasks, once you get a modern technology where quantum computers outperform classical computers, for the relevant task, building better classical computers becomes an exponential waste over building a better quantum computer. For me, this is the real threshold for quantum computation: the day we cross over from classical computers to quantum computers which outperform these classical computers. The thresholds theorems are just ways of stating that we don’t see any theoretical obstacles towards such a day.

Research Blues

Writers have writer’s block while researchers have the research blues. Lately I’ve been struggling with perhaps the worst case of research blues I’ve had in a long time. Usually I am full of all sorts of crazy ideas that, while they never lead anywhere, are at least crazy and thus keep my spirits high. Lately, however, the well from which I’ve drawn my crazy ideas seems to have dried up. I’m not sure of the reasons for this: maybe I’m getting old and conservative and so I take a more pesimistic view of anything I dream about (but not pesimistic enough to start proving lower bounds :).) Maybe I’m getting dumber. Maybe I’ve just been unlucky. Maybe the time I’ve spent teaching last term has kept me from spending enough continuous time thinking about new research. Certainly I’m sure many of you have noticed a lack of anything “interesting” on this blog, and you can probably attribute this to the fact that I have been clinging to any half-baked idea I have like it is the last drop of water on a globally warmed future earth. Instead of posting dozens of half-baked muffins, I’ve only been posting half-baked crumbs.
The real question, of course, is how to pull oneself out of the research blues. I think there are many ways to approach this, and I’m pretty sure every researcher has their own methods. In the past, one way I’ve done this is to try to learn an entirely new subject area. Nothing like bashing your neurons up against a new set of problems to loosen them up and make them fire in crazy random ways again. Luckily for the next two weeks, I’m at the KITP in Santa Barbara, where I have plenty of time to try to get the neurons loose again. Unfortunately the black holes in higher dimensions program at KITP is soon closing up. Which is too bad because I certainly know nothing about the results in this field, and would love to bash my brains against what they are working on.
The research blues are a real part of being a researcher. They are rarely, however, discussed. Certainly in theoretical physics, a field in which stature seems to be assigned by being the last to blink, there are zero incentives to admit any struggles. Certainly this is one of the reasons I so like the book “Good Benito” by Alan Lightman since it does a superb job describing what it’s really like to do theory research. I’ve certainly seen my share of students and colleagues crushed under the weight of the load of research blues (will it crush me, I do not know? How can I know?) So the question I’d like to ask is what we should tell students who are just begining to consider their research careers. Too often I find it easier to just encourage the students forward, saying nice beautiful things about doing research. But lately, in my bout of pesimism, I’ve begun to think that we owe it to ourselves to tell those who are considering research in theory of the pitfalls of research. Tell them that one hazard of theory research is that you will undoubtably suffer from severe bouts of research blues (well at least those of us who can relate to the lyrics “I’m no Reykjavik pixie, no British genius who will rise and rise again…”) Certainly everyone has to judge for themselves whether they can stand the brutal beating of research blues, but pretending that all is hunky dorey seems to me a way to end up distorting your psychie into a twisted ball of frustration.
Oh well, again, not a very interesting post. See how it runs on and on without any point or interesting insight? But I’d thought at leasted I’d explain why the post was not interesting instead of just putting more tripe onto the blogosphere. At least this tripe has warning.

On the Road Again

Last week I was in Boulder for a workshop on ion trap quantum computing. Basically nearly everyone who is working on ion trap architectures for quantum computing was there, which was pretty incredible. A highlight of the workshop, besides the excellent experimental results, was that I got to see one of the participants describe how the ions will be shuttled around using his feet and then turning this description into a dance step. The ion trap boogie, or something like that. Won’t it be great to see the actual boogie in the ion traps?

SQuInTing at Pirates

This last weekend I attended two out of three days of the SQuInT conference in Albuquerque, NM. The conference, as usual, was stellar, and was rather large this year, with nearly 150 people! The only real draw back this year was that the hotel the conference was in had variously scheduled (1) a band, and (2) a group that liked to sing and cheer in the room adjacent to where the conference talks were held. When the crowd next door broke out into a hymn I almost lost it. Almost.
Anyway there were a lot of very interesting talks at the conference (schedule can be found here.) But I must say there was also the most unusual talk I have seen in a long time. And I must say it was also one of the best talks I have seen in ages. It was given by Jonathan Walgate from the University of Calgary. Here is the title and abstract:

Quantum Buried Treasure
Jonathan Walgate (University of Calgary)
Abstract. A swashbuckling tale of greed, deception, and quantum data hiding on the high seas. When we hide or encrypt information, it’s probably because that information is valuable. I present a novel approach to quantum data hiding based on this assumption. An entangled treasure map marks the spot where a hoard of doubloons is buried, but the sailors sharing this map want all the treasure for themselves! How should they study their map using local operations and classical communication? This simple scenario yields a surprisingly rich and counterintuitive game theoretic structure. A maximally entangled map performs no better than a separable one, leaving the treasure completely exposed. But non-maximally entangled maps can hide the information almost perfectly! Quantum data hiding was developed with two motivations. It is worth investigating purely as cryptographic scheme, allowing data to be concealed from cryptanalysts sharing a perfect copy. However it also provides an operational framework for studying entanglement and nonlocality, as it hinges on the difference between local and global physical information. `Quantum buried treasure’ schemes have four key advantages. Firstly, the local perspectives of those sharing the quantum system are clearly revealed, and this allows a more detailed comparison between the local and global information. (Previous schemes have treated local observers as a single collective eavesdropper, albeit operating under local constraints.) Secondly, interesting competitive situations emerge among the local parties. These suggest a useful role for game theory in quantum mechanics that emerges naturally from its nonlocal structure, unlike artificial attempts to unify the two. Thirdly, buried treasure provides a more realistic model both of encrypted information, which tends to be actually valuable, and of the motivations of those attempting the decryption. Last but not least, Alice and Bob get to be pirates!

Argy matey. Notice especially that last point. The talk was very amusing, as you can imagine. Hopefully there will be a paper coming out soon, as the idea is fascinating and, I must say, one of the first times I’ve seen a quantum game theory paper and haven’t wanted to jump out of my seat and shout something. Well this time I only realized afterwards that I wanted to jump out of my seat, but I didn’t have a chance to ask Jonathan my question so I guess I’ll have to wait for the paper.
Another talk I found very interesting was Andrew Landahl’s work on a quantum algorithm for ordered search problems (Update: I forgot to mention this was joint work Andrew did with Andrew Childs and Pablo Parrilo.) An old result of Farhi et. al. showed that one could search an ordered list using 3 times log base 52 of the size of the database. This algorithm should, of course, be called the card players algorithm ;). If we work in base 2, this works out to an algorithm which is approximately 0.53 log base 2 of the size of the database. The best lower bound (IIRC) was 0.22 log base 2 of the size of the database. Of course, quantum computer people like square root speedups, so a natural guess is that the real answer is log base 2 of the square root of the size of the database. But Andrew was able to show, by solving some neat little semidefinite programming problems, that 4 times log base 605 the size of the database queries suffice. This is about 0.43 times the log base 2 of the size of the database, hence destroying the naive quantum computing Grover guess! Well how excited should we be about these “constant” speedups? I’m not sure. On the one hand they are not as sexy as Shor’s algorithm (what is!) but on the other hand, they are kind of cute demonstrations that if you build a quantum computer comparable to a classical computer you should pay at least a constant amount more to use the quantum computer 😉
Another talk which I need to think more about was given by Masoud Mohensi (USC/University of Toronto). Masoud talked about work he did with Daniel Lidar on what they call “Direct Characterization” of open systems quantum dynamics. The idea here is to perform process tomography without having to actually perform quantum state tomography, and in the process obtain less use of resources. In particular Masoud showed how to use entangled states as inputs into a quantum superoperator and then characterize this superoperator using 4^n Bell measurements where n is the number of qubits. Papers on this subject can be found as quant-ph/0601033 and quant-ph/0601034.
Finally, of great interest to everyone, I’m sure, I learned that the state of New Mexico is building a spaceport. That’s right, the economically depressed state of New Mexico is going to make their stamp on the world by building a spaceport! I also heard a theory about this from one of the participants at the conference. This person suggested that he now understood the UFO landing at Rosewell. Apparently the aliens simply set their time machine incorrectly and ended up a few years early! (Their maps for the spaceport were correct, but they misdialed the “YEAR” dial, most certainly due to a translation problem caused by the Babelfish.)

All My Bags Are Packed

After class today (literally) I head off on quite a journey. Albuquerque to Boulder to Seattle to Santa Barbara to Seattle to Santa Barabara to Seattle. Those Seattle waypoints? Laundry and getting my wisdom teeth pulled. Unfortunately I’ll be missing the first day of the SQuInT conference, but maybe I will be able to blog something about the conference tomorrow.
Update: I will be flying into the Albuquerque sunport, and unfortunately, not the Albuquerque spaceport which hasn’t been built yet.

Math is Hard, Become a Journalist

A good way to get your blood pressure elevated is to read Richard Cohen’s opinion article in the Washington Post where he slams requirements for learning algebra in high school.
What I love about the article, though, is that he admits, right of the top, the following

I confess to be one of those people who hate math. I can do my basic arithmetic all right (although not percentages)…

Um, okay, so we just found out you can’t perform something so simple, fifth graders can do it, and we’re supposed to listen to what you are saying? Uhuh. Brilliant tactic there Mr. Cohen.
(And yes, the title is meant as a joke. Just because the Washington Post has one ignoramus does not imply that all journalists are braindead.)

Best Experiment Ever

(Note: the above title must, I repeat, must, be said in the voice of the comic book guy from the Simpsons.)
Over at Uncertain Principles there is a vote going on about the greatest physics experiment ever. You can vote for the eleven choosen here. Among the eleven are Alain Aspects Bell inequality test! You can probably guess who I voted for.