Parallel Universes

I know they exist because slashdot and The New Scientist and some other Site tell me they exist. I keep wondering how I can find my way to a parallel universe where I don’t spend my time reading those articles, but can’t quite get the Hadamard matrix to enact the proper interference pattern.

QEC 07 / TQC 08 Deadlines Near

The deadline for QEC07 contributed talks and posters is only a week away, September 30. Contribute, peoples! (The deadline for registration is Halloween October 31.)
The deadline for TQC 08 is also September 30th.
So who wants to try for the difecta and spend all night on the 29th preparing to submit?!

Number One Mere Technical School

Sports Illustrated says that Caltech is number one! Err, had the number one college sports prank:

1. The Great Rose Bowl Hoax
School: Rose Bowl
Year: 1961
Today, Caltech has no official mascot, much less a football team. But until 1993, the Rose Bowl was home to the mere technical school’s football squad — as well as the culminating event of college football. In 1961, a team of 14 students decided to capitalize on the event’s irony by changing the University of Washington’s flip-card stunt at half time.
A student disguised himself as an eager reporter from a high school newspaper and interviewed a cheerleader to get the details. They found that by surreptitiously altering 2,232 instruction sheets, the entire Husky fan section could be duped into displaying any pattern the “Fiendish Fourteen” desired — without the crowd realizing it. They stole the instructions, printed modified copies, and replaced them.
On game day, the college card collage played out as expected for the first 11 patterns, lulling the crowd into a sense of security and drawing the lenses of (color) national television. Subtle alterations to the 12th pattern resulted in a Husky that looked an awful lot like a beaver — the dam-building totem of many technical schools. The 13th stunt came off as a mistake: “HUSKIES” spelled backwards. And finally, the 14th stunt spelled “CALTECH,” and it all made sense, casting silence upon the stadium for a few moments. Soon, laughter set in among the crowd and panic among the Washington cheerleaders, who cancelled the final stunt, which was wisely left unadjusted by the pranksters.

But, ahem “Mere technical school?” Note that MIT didn’t even make the list. 😉

Is the Sky Falling? Fundanationalist Edition

I’m as much a nationalist as Dick Cheney is a peace loving hippie. Except, of course, when it comes to funding. Yes, I am a “fundanationalist.” Particularly funding of quantum computing. Selfish? Indeed! And you would be too if your salary came from agencies scooped straight out of a bowl of alphabet soup.
So I have no qualms asking the question “Is the US the leading place to do quantum computing theory research?” Now how might one check this out? One way would be to look at the data from the last two QIP conferences. QIP is certainly the top conference for a certain kind of quantum computing theory, one which is more computer sciency than physicy. Note that over the last two QIPs there has been a more democratic method for inviting speakers, so that this data is arguably fairly representative of the work the community currently values. Here are numbers:

QIP 2007 [Brisbane, Australia]
US 12
Canada 8
Europe 13
Asia 1
Australia 1
Israel 2
QIP 2006 [Paris, France]
US 11
Canada 8
Europe 16
Asia 2
Australia 1
Israel 2

Note that I took the authors current affiliation and not the affiliation when they spoke, as I’m more interested in what the current state of theory research is. Well so the United States has less that one third of the speakers. So I would say that the US is certainly not dominating quantum computing research, but is in a three way tie for the top spot with Europe and Canada. Considering the lack of hiring of top quantum computing people in US universities (certain exceptions, of course, apply) I would guess that this divide is only going to deepen.
Of course truthfully I am happy to see quantum computing funded everywhere. However I wonder if this view is shared by those deep in the heart of government funding agencies. Is third place good enough for quantum computing theory research in the United States?

No Open Access Advantage in ApJ

Interesting, arxiv:0709.0896, “Open Access does not increase citations for research articles from The Astrophysical Journal” by M. Kurtz and E. Henneken:

We demonstrate conclusively that there is no “Open Access Advantage” for papers from the Astrophysical Journal. The two to one citation advantage enjoyed by papers deposited in the arXiv e-print server is due entirely to the nature and timing of the deposited papers. This may have implications for other disciplines.

It would be interesting to know if the same can be said about much less prestigious journals than ApJ.

Quantum Computing Without Working in a Quantum Garage?

Over at Computational Complexity, Bill Gasarch asks about some of the things he’s heard about quantum computing:

I have been told quite often that
“You don’t have to understand Quantum Mechanics to work in Quantum Computing.”
Thats a good thing since I’ve also been told
“Nobody really understands Quantum Mechanics.”
I’ve also been told
“You don’t have to have studied Quantum Mechanics to work in Quantum Computing.”
I am skeptical of that.

Which reminds me of story about how I first tried to learn quantum theory. When I was growing up we belonged to a science book club. Most of the books we ordered where the fairly standard popular science kind of books. But there were more technical books available and I had already read a lot of popular science on quantum theory, so I decided that I wanted to get a real textbook on quantum theory.
So I ordered up this textbook and dived right in. Now the first thing this book talks about is the ultraviolet catastrophe and Planck’s solution to this problem (of course this is a made up history: Planck wasn’t trying to solve the ultraviolate catastrophe when he derived his theory of quanta.) And in this problem one of the essential points was that if you took this equation that had a symbol like [tex]$$int $$[/tex] and turned it into a symbol like [tex]$$Sigma$$[/tex], then you could avoid this catastrophe. Now I knew what the latter meant, a sum, but I had no clue what that first symbol was. But I did know a chemistry teacher who had gone to Berkeley, so I thought he would know. So I went and showed him the book, and he said “Oh! That’s an integral symbol.” And then he told me that I would have to learn Calculus to understand what this meant. Really! You have to understand calculus to learn quantum theory. Well that was a setback. (Luckily our local library had a calculus book, which I promptly checked out and learned calculus from. Ah, those were the days. BTW, a math teacher I had in high school claimed he could teach his eight year old calculus.)
Okay, so now you’re saying, “Get to the point Dave!” And certainly most of you might guess that the point I’m trying to make is that you don’t need calculus to learn quantum computing (true) or that you don’t need to know quantum physics to learn quantum computing (note I said “physics” here.). Of course the later is true, you could pick up Nielsen and Chuang and learn quantum computing without ever solving a particle in a box problem in quantum physics. But why would you want to do this? When you really care about learning something, it’s not about what you do or don’t need to begin learning, it’s about trying to grab ahold of as much information and having as much fun as possible. For example, you could turn this question around and ask, “Do you need to have taken a course in computational complexity in order to do quantum computing?” The answer is, I think (no wait, I know from personal experience!), “no.” But why would you not want to learn about P, NP, PP, BPP, EXP, etc. (and the new complexity class MIT. By the way MIT is contained inside of CIT. I have a proof of this, but it doesn’t fit in the margins of this blog.)? So while I think it is certainly true that you could learn quantum computing without taking a course (or learning on your own) in quantum physics, why in the world would you want to do this? Why not learn as much as you can about both “quantum” and about “computing”? This doesn’t guarantee success or anything, but I can guarantee you that it would benefit your soul (and it might even lead to things like physicists designing algorithms where scattering off a tree solves the NAND tree problem.)
(The main point of Bill’s article, of course is to ask whether quantum physicists should learn quantum computing, to which I refer the reader to Scott Aaronson’s answer in the comment section of the post.)

QIP 2008 in New Delhi

A slightly panicked email correspondent notes that QIP 2008’s deadline is fast approaching: September 20. QIP’s webpage is here, allthough it seems to be really slow to load, so you might try google’s cache version here.
I had heard that the next QIP would be in China, but recently heard a rumor that it would be
in Albuquerque (mmm, green chiles.)
Update: Cris Moore (no “h”, peoples!) writes to say that QIP 2009 will indeed be in New Mexico (mmm, sopaipillas.)