A new gravity theory, Intelligent Falling. Gotta love the Onion:
What the gravity-agenda scientists need to realize is that ‘gravity waves’ and ‘gravitons’ are just secular words for ‘God can do whatever He wants.’
Does this mean that LIGO can get faith-based funding now?
I was about to email you this article, but I had a hunch that you might have beaten me to it and posted a link already… guess I was right :-).
I guess I suck — I was just visiting your blog to point this baby out to you — a week late! The Onion even got the physics right!