Siskiyou Daily News Police Reports

I grew up in a small town. Whenever I go home, one of the first things I do is turn to the Police Department report in the local newspaper. Why? To see if my friends have ended up in jail? Nope. For gems like this

Possible dead male in wheelchair. Emergency personnel were dispatched. Officier advised, subject was fine, wheelchair was dead. Wheelchair and subject was transported to his residence.

or, how about this,

Report of a dog causing a traffic problem in the area. Officer arrived and located the dog. After a game of fetch the dog was loaded into the car taken to the kennels.

or, maybe this

Report of a man carrying dead turkey down Main Street. Turkey determined to be recent kill and hunting season open.