Via a student from the class I taught this last summer, The Intelligent Chip:
The Intelligent Chip is a one inch square, bright orange plastic wafer that, when placed on top of a compact disc player for 2-3 seconds, upgrades the disc (CD, DVD or SACD) being played at the time. The sound of the upgraded disc has more detail and articulation, better dynamics and an absence of “digital harshness.” Voices are more human-sounding and less synthetic. The upgrade is permanent. Inside the white translucent Intelligent Chip case are two ultrathin, clear polycarbonate sheets, one on each side of the Chip. The manufacturer’s product brochure states, “The Intelligent Chip should be put back into the packing case after using, because the packing case can protect the quantum material of the Intelligent Chip, preventing them from leaking.”
Read the description of how it works. Who says quantum information science isn’t going to revolutionize the world….of audio devices. Why does my mouth taste like snake oil?
First off, you were supposed to rub that on your rash, not drink it!
Secondly, I bet that chip sells well to a certain crowd. That crowd being the same one that honestly believes speaker wire is directional (you get better sound if you hook it up one way than reversed), only listen to records and own amplifiers that cost more than automobiles.