Teleportation
While we quantum informationistas have not achieved teleportation, apparently the job market now allows for such a transform: TeleportMyJob.com (I wonder where they get their high quality Bell Pairs.)
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November 5th, 2007 at 6:18 am
Dey telport er jerbs!
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