Four More Pages

Ken Brown suggests the following solution to the Physical Review Letters “problem”:

I think a possibl[ity] is to make it so no one can submit to PRL. Instead the editors/refs can choose to bump your paper up from PRX. Then the PRX paper would be published in full and the PRL would be a short summary(intro and conclusions) with the details left in PRX.

This is a really intriguing idea. There must be something wrong with it, but I can’t see it right now. One small problem, I think, is that as the system is currently set up, when I submit a paper to Phys. Rev. A, there is usually only one referee for the paper and it seems a bit much to put all of the discission making in two peoples hands (one ref, one editor.)

But a Patent Clerk

Yes, as many will have noticed, I’ve gotten a little bit of the Einstein bug lately. Then, on the APS jobs listing the following listing appeared:

Physics Patent Prosecutor
Berkeley Law & Technology Group, LLC
Salary: Open
Location: Bellevue, Washington
Type: Full Time – Experienced
Physics Patent Prosecutor to join a small group of prosecutors in a well-funded, non-firm environment. PhD preferred, though others could be considered. Work activity will involve preparation and prosecution of patent applications in a variety of technology areas, many of which involve emerging areas of physics. The environment is challenging, unstructured and interesting. You will work directly with inventors from conception through issuance. You should have strong fundamentals and enjoy working in a variety of areas, including quantum mechanics, waves and wave propagation, photonics, optics and other related areas. A good portion of the technology involves working with, applying, or developing cutting edge approaches. Emphasis on quality, productivity and training. Minimum of 1+ years of prosecution experience. Send your response and attach a resume’ to . E-mail queries only. No phone calls please.

As many of you may know, recent events in my family have made getting to the great state of Washington a high priority on my list of priorities (hard to imagine that a postdoc has any other priority than getting a tenure track position wherever he or she can possibly get a position, no?) And most times, when I think that this might mean leaving the tenure track bandwagon of physics, I feel rather sad (better to admit your emotions, than to ever become bitter.) But then I see a posting like this, and I remember Einstein, nothing more than a patent clerk, and I think, well anything is possible.

The Happy Physicist

Many have pictures of Einstein on their wall. And rightly so, for the patent clerk who sparked revolutions. Since I’m in quantum computing, I think Einstein might not be the most appropriate person to have on my wall. Indeed, to hear the historians, Einstein wouldn’t even believe in the basics of what I work on (somehow I really doubt this.) So instead, I think I should put a picture of John Bell on my wall. I went looking for a suitable picture and found this article, with a very happy John Bell:
John Bell - Happy Physicist
Look how happy he is! Yes, Gloria, being a physicist is glorious.

Got Textbook?

Wikipedia, the open source encyclopedia is a resource I really love. Mostly it’s just hard to avoid letting it take you to a random page and reading. Actually I think encyclopedias are one of the great self-teaching tools for young kids. I recall stories from both Borges and Feynman about devouring encyclopedias as small children.
Now, via Michael Nielsen’s blog, I learn that in addition to all the other wiki(insert word here) there is Wikibooks a collection of free open-content textbooks. So far some of the textbooks are pretty incomplete, but definitely a cool site to watch grow.

Whatcha Wearing Under There?

From a L.A. Times story about how people who fidget a lot are leaner:

Each participant wore a special, high-tech set of underwear, which were rigged with sensors and data loggers originally designed to monitor jet fighter motion. The underwear could track most body movements.

It’s great to see what some people will do all for the love of science!

Emergence

One question people spend a lot of blood, sweat, and tears thinking about is the emergence of the classical world from the quantum world. The real question all these studies must grope with is what is special about the classical world. But what if we ask the following question: what other types of worlds can emerge from the quantum world? Is it possible to think of some artificial setting where a totally bizarre world emerges from the quantum world? I don’t know if I’ve ever seen this: it seems like everything I do gets me to something which is either classical or quantum or in the convex sum of these two theories.

The Wonders Never Cease

Right now I’m at my office, but I’m also vacuuming my home. How am I doing this, you ask? My new Roomba – the robotic vacuum! Already I am thinking of new names for my new robotic friend. This will be needed especially when the Roomba accidentally (can a robot do someting “on accident?”) chews up something it wasn’t supposed to chew up. The coolest thing about the Roomba right now is that when it gets low on power, it returns to its charging station. Now if only it could reproduce…

Four Pages

Recently I have been debating in my head the following question: Does the four page limit for papers in Physical Review Letters squash physics?
Benefits of the four page limit: (1) brevity enforces a focused article, (2) experiemental results can often be described in four pages, (3) you can tell when a paper is submitted to PRL on the preprint server by counting the number of pages.
Problems with the four page limit: (1) brevity means much is left out or compressed to near unreadability, (2) experimental techniques are rarely described in enough detail, (3) the compression to unreadibility means that general readership across the different sections of PRL, one of the supposed goals of the journal, is difficult if not impossible, (4) the papers are often light on citations since it is easier to cut citations to get to the page limits than to cut the content, (5) theories of any complexity are impossible to present in four pages without obmitting or skimming major portions of the work.

Physics and Engineering

This opinion article in Nature (433, 179 (2005)) is a bit rambling, but still very interesting.

Einstein is dead
Until its next revolution, much of the glory of physics will be in engineering. It is a shame that the physicists who do so much of it keep so quiet about it.
Once upon a time there was (and still is) a multinational manufacturer of sheet metal whose researchers realized they could improve the reliability of its production processes. By solving the equations of heat transfer for the company’s rolling presses, and testing the solutions on scale models, they significantly reduced the margin of error in the thickness of the rolled sheet. Their prime customer, a manufacturer of metal cans, was delighted. Millions of pounds were saved in materials and rejected products, and (maybe) the reduced costs were passed on to the customer. Maybe, too, the physicists got bonuses.
How very far removed from the special theory of relativity and the world of quantum mechanics — the parallel revolutionary paradigms on which most of twentieth-century physics and related technologies were based. Now, 100 years after Einstein’s first pioneering papers in those disciplines, physicists worldwide are rightly going to town, with conferences, artistic commissions and games… They are doing their utmost to celebrate in the face of the relentless promotion of biology as the exciting science of the current century and despite declining interest in physics amongst the young.
Einstein is not only the patron saint of physics but also an icon of integrity and scientific pursuit for its own sake — and, for the wider public, an appealing elderly gentleman. Small wonder, then, that UK and Irish physicists opted to call 2005 ‘Einstein year’, rather than the ‘Year of physics’. But Einstein is long gone. His ideas, his style and his legacy still inspire, but his rejection of the quantum picture of reality and his dreams of the unification of forces have been replaced by the acceptance and exploration of quantum entanglement and highly esoteric (albeit potentially profound) attempts to derive twentieth-century laws from a deeper paradigm for the structure of space-time.
To hang a ‘Year of physics’ so centrally on Einstein is to miss the key lessons of the metal manufacturer: that physics is not only central to our understanding of the Universe (just what are dark matter and dark energy?), but is also central to making useful and sometimes inspiring things. Sheet metal is at the more prosaic end of the spectrum. At the other end, Steve Jobs, head of Apple, said at last week’s launch of the latest iPod: “Most people make the mistake of thinking design is what it looks like… Design is how it works.” In other words, sexy design is also about sexy engineering and the sexy science behind it.
And listen to theoretical physicist Michael Berry of the University of Bristol, UK, launching the competition “Physics for taxi drivers” (Physics World December 2004, p. 15; http://physicsweb.org/articles/world/17/12/2 ).He recalls how a description of a CD player and a satellite navigation receiver convinced a cab driver that physics is interesting. The worry is not so much that people cannot understand the relevance of physics — and credit to the ‘World Year of Physics 2005′ organizers for a poster competition for 10–16-year-olds to celebrate that. The worry is that in universities, and especially in schools, there is so little emphasis and imagination, either this year or ever, in celebrating physics’ relevance and, more importantly, sending the right career signals to young people.
Many young people today are as capable as previous generations of being inspired by the challenge of making things: engineering with unbelievable precision in the face of quantum uncertainties, creating elegance in functional design, and delivering innovative and useful — or even socially transforming — everyday things. Nature’s pages have included their share of the foundations of twenty-first-century manufacturing, with advances in the quantum control of atomic and molecular states, quantum information and optoelectronics.
Some of the authors of those papers have interesting engineering careers ahead of them. As surveys by learned societies repeatedly show, a large proportion of physics graduates find fulfilling and well paid employment in engineering and information technology. Those same societies, and governments and physicists generally, repeatedly fail to get that message across to the public or to kids in schools. Yet that is surely a more important challenge this year than reiterating in depth, appropriately but ineffectually, that Einstein was great.

Somedays, as a quantum information science researcher, I want to shout to physics and computer science departments: “Look at us! We are a legitimate intellectual pursuit!” It’s nice to see Nature doing the yelling for a change.

Alphabet Selection

Writing a grant today, I was listing all of my collaborators and noticed something strange. Three of my collaborators last names start with “B”, four with “C”, two with “D” and the only other letter which is duplicated in the rest of my collaborators are two “L”‘s. Basically all my collaborators last names are scrunched towards the front of the alphabet. So the question is: why this is so?
One observation which I don’t think holds for my collaborators is that it may be advantageous in a scientific career to have a last name which is early in the alphabet. Early in the alphabet means you are more likely to be first author, and because there is little standardization about what being first author means, this implies that you will pick up more first authorships than normal. And maybe this counts down the road (here you’re supposed to imagine evil tenure committee’s putting sand on a scale for every first and not first authorship!) But I don’t think it holds for my collaborators: none of us have been working long enough for such selection effects to take us out (as far as I know, that is!)
This reminds me of one of my footnotes which appears in this paper on quant-ph. The authors on the paper are listed as Carlton M. Caves, Christopher A. Fuchs, and Pranaw Rungta, in that order. However there is a footnote

The author ordering on this paper is dictated by CAF’s adherence to alphabetical ordering. CMC, operatoring under equally valid, but less strongly held principles, would have preferred, in this case, inverse alphabetical ordering.