Wasting Awaying In Blogerittaville

Been reading blogs too much when you should be doing work? Check out this cool application, Temptation Blocker (only for Windows):

So, have a major deadline looming or ripe opportunity closing and just don’t have time to waste playing Half Life 2 or checking Bloglines one last time? Well then, add Half Life 2 and Firefox to the list of programs you want to block in Temptation Blocker, set the timer for how long you want to block them and then hit the “Get Work Done!” button.
Now, everytime you try and access Half Life 2 or Firefox, you’ll get a dialog box telling you how much time you have left before you can access that program. During this blocked time, you can’t access those programs. You also can’t access Temptation Blocker during this time without entering in a random, 32-character string. This acts as a deterrent from you getting to your program before time is up, but it also let’s you access it if you really need to. (Note: During the blocked time, your Windows Task Manager is also disabled, in an attempt to save your from yourself and a quick Ctrl-Alt-Del. If you don’t like that idea, then you probably shouldn’t download the software).

Wasting Your Time

Leslie points me to the Grand Illusions Shop, which has some pretty awesome stuff. I especially like the non-transitive dice game:

Ask your opponent to select any one of the four dice. You select another and both dice are thrown, at the same time, a predetermined number of times, to see who gets the highest number on each throw, and hence wins that throw. In a game of ‘The Best of Ten Throws’ you will almost always have more wins. Invite the player to choose another die – perhaps your ‘winner’ – leaving you to select another for yourself and play again. Again you will win. Whichever die your opponent selects, your choice, in a longer run of ten or more throws, will always win.

I'm Right

OK, that whole left brain, right brain thing has pretty much no scientific support. However, I could’t resist taking a test to determine which of the stereotypes I fit:

Brain Lateralization Test Results
Right Brain (64%) The right hemisphere is the visual, figurative, artistic, and intuitive side of the brain.
Left Brain (30%) The left hemisphere is the logical, articulate, assertive, and practical side of the brain

Are You Right or Left Brained?
personality tests by similarminds.com

Does this disqualify me from being a scientist?

Life Around Black Holes

I just started reading A Fire Upon the Deep by Vernor Vinge. Interestingly in Vinge’s universe there is a stratum for the laws of physics in the universe. In particular in the galaxy proper, the speed of light is finite, but as one gets farther away from the galaxy this changes. The futher one gets from the galaxy, the more amazing technology which one can build and operate.
Which got me thinking about Scott Aaronson’s paper NP-complete Problems and Physical Reality. In this paper, one issue Scott discusses something which you will hear over many coffee breaks at quantum computing conferences: can one use relativity to create exponential speedups in computational power. One way you might think of doing this involves using time dialation. Set your computer up to calculate some hard problem. Then board a spaceship and head off for a leisurely trip around the galaxy at speeds nearing the speed of light. When you return to your computer, via the twin paradox the computer will be much older than you, and will, hopefully have solved the problem. Roughly if your speed is [tex]$beta=v/c$[/tex], then you can get a speedup for your computation which is proportional to [tex]$(1-beta^2)^{-frac{1}{2}}$[/tex]. The problem with this scheme, it appears, is that in order to work, you need to get your [tex]$beta$[/tex] exponentially close to the speed of light, and this would require an exponential amount of energy. So it doesn’t seem that such a scheme would work. Another proposal, along similar lines, is to set up your computer, and then travel very close to a black hole (not recommended, only trained professionals should attempt this.) Then due to the gravitational time dilation, you can mimic the twin experiment and return to a (hopefully) solved problem. However, again, it seems that to get yourself out of the computational well requires an amount of energy which will destroy the effect.
But what Vinges’s novel got me thinking about was the following: there appears to be a computational advantage to being away from masses. Assume that there is some form of life surrounding a black hole (OK, big assumption, but hey!) Then it seems to me that this computational advantage for an intelligent species might contribute to a competetive advantage in the evolutionary sense. Thus we might expect that a civilization for which gravitational time dilation is a real effect will live in a world, much like Vinge’s world, where lesser intelligent animals live close to the mass and the more intelligent, more magic wielding creatures live farther away (“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic”-Arthur C. Clarke.) Following Vinge’s novel, one might even speculate about the comutational advantage of being outside the galaxy. The time dilation effect there is about one part in one million (as opposed to one part in a one billion for the effect from being at the surface of the earth versus “at infinity.”) Unfortunately this seems like to small of a number to justify any such effect.
OK, enough wild speculation for a Tuesday.

Warranty

A few days ago, I noticed the down arrow on my laptop was getting a little fussy. Then, of course, I got in my email:

Date: Wed, 17 Aug 2005 20:16:32 -0700
From: IBM4PCS
To: Dave Bacon
Subject: Dear Dave,
the warranty on your IBM ThinkPad T30 will expire soon.

I now suspect that IBM emailed my computer to get the down arrow key to act funny. What a great business model, no?

Words Are Confusing

Stop calling me a buffoon. I am not a buffoon! Oh, what is that word you are saying?

Main Entry: bof·fin
Pronunciation: ‘bä-f&n
Function: noun
Etymology: origin unknown
chiefly British : a scientific expert; especially : one involved in technological research

Happy Cow Day!

Which is more disturbing, the fact that today is “Cow Appreciation Day” (and here I thought July 14th was just “Recover from Bastille Day Day”) or the fact that “Chick-fil-A” will award a free combo meal to anyone who comes to one of their 1200 plus restraunts on Cow Appreciation Day “fully dressed as a cow”