Life feels strange when it begins to feel like an episode of the Simpsons. Today I actually payed a “Monorail tax” of two hundred plus bucks to register my card.<\/p>\n
\nMarge: According to this book, the monorail goes over 150 miles an hour! What if something goes wrong?
\nHomer: “What if.” What if I stepped in the shower and slipped on a bar of soap? … Oh, my God! I’d get killed!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Life feels strange when it begins to feel like an episode of the Simpsons. Today I actually payed a “Monorail tax” of two hundred plus bucks to register my card. Marge: According to this book, the monorail goes over 150 miles an hour! What if something goes wrong? Homer: “What if.” What if I stepped … <\/p>\n
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