{"id":889,"date":"2005-04-26T13:29:49","date_gmt":"2005-04-26T20:29:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/?p=889"},"modified":"2005-04-26T13:29:49","modified_gmt":"2005-04-26T20:29:49","slug":"weekend-wedding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/2005\/04\/26\/weekend-wedding\/","title":{"rendered":"Weekend Wedding"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last weekend I went to a wedding in Redondo Beach for my friends Mel and West who I&#8217;ve known since my days back at Caltech.  As you can guess, the maturity level of a group of Techers is very high:<br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-content\/davelon.jpg?w=525&#038;ssl=1\" alt='Idiots' \/><br \/>\nHere we see my friend Lon and I playing with our food.  Note that I grabbed an orange, while Lon grabbed a lemon.  Poor Lon.<br \/>\nHere is a picture of my rental car being towed because I lost the key to the car.<br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-content\/lostmykeys.jpg?w=525&#038;ssl=1\" alt='Dave Is An Idiot' \/><br \/>\nNote that during that Bachelor party for this wedding I lost my cell phone and my drivers license.<br \/>\nIf you decide to stop reading this blog because of the above damning information, I don&#8217;t blame you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last weekend I went to a wedding in Redondo Beach for my friends Mel and West who I&#8217;ve known since my days back at Caltech. As you can guess, the maturity level of a group of Techers is very high: Here we see my friend Lon and I playing with our food. Note that I &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/2005\/04\/26\/weekend-wedding\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Weekend Wedding&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[76,87],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-889","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-self-meet-center-center-meet-self","category-wheres-dabacon"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/889","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=889"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/889\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}