{"id":884,"date":"2005-04-18T14:50:36","date_gmt":"2005-04-18T21:50:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/?p=884"},"modified":"2005-04-18T14:50:36","modified_gmt":"2005-04-18T21:50:36","slug":"innerspace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/2005\/04\/18\/innerspace\/","title":{"rendered":"Innerspace"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ever wanted a shrinking machine?  Well my cousin Beth (who has way too much time on her hands)  points me to this <a href=\"http:\/\/cgi.ebay.com\/ws\/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;item=5573689625&amp;rd=1&amp;sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&amp;rd=1\">shrinking machine<\/a> for sale on ebay.  Personally I&#8217;ll wait for the de-bigulator.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever wanted a shrinking machine? Well my cousin Beth (who has way too much time on her hands) points me to this shrinking machine for sale on ebay. Personally I&#8217;ll wait for the de-bigulator.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-884","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-ha-ha"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/884","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=884"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/884\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}