Two theorists were walking through the forest of quantum mechanics.There they came across an ATM machine.
\nIn front of the ATM machine was a long line of experimentalists.
\nThe student asked,
\n“Surely master an ATM machine deep in the forest of Quantum Mechanics must have an incredible surcharge.”
\nThe master,
\n“Can the hive steal money from a single bee?”
\nThe student
\n“Without the bees, there is no hive.”
\nThe master,
\n“Without the hive, there are no bees”
\nThe student
\n“This honey is bitter”
\nThe master,
\n“Fear not, we are not bees.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Email from a master: Two theorists were walking through the forest of quantum mechanics.There they came across an ATM machine. In front of the ATM machine was a long line of experimentalists. The student asked, “Surely master an ATM machine deep in the forest of Quantum Mechanics must have an incredible surcharge.” The master, “Can … <\/p>\n
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