{"id":567,"date":"2003-12-02T10:17:46","date_gmt":"2003-12-02T17:17:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/?p=567"},"modified":"2003-12-02T10:17:46","modified_gmt":"2003-12-02T17:17:46","slug":"thanksgiving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/2003\/12\/02\/thanksgiving\/","title":{"rendered":"Thanksgiving"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Look at the size of that chicken!  If only the Iraqi citizens would simply learn to sneak around the Iraq without being seen, then there would be no problem.  I propose therefore that we spend the $9,000,000,000 monthly on stealth suits for all Iraqi citizens (but only for the Good Iraqi citizens.)<br \/>\nUpdate: From Harper&#8217;s weekly review, &#8220;President Bush showed up in Iraq for Thanksgiving wearing an Army tracksuit; Bush stayed in the country for two and a half hours, the same amount of time spent by President Lyndon B. Johnson in Vietnam, in 1966.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look at the size of that chicken! If only the Iraqi citizens would simply learn to sneak around the Iraq without being seen, then there would be no problem. I propose therefore that we spend the $9,000,000,000 monthly on stealth suits for all Iraqi citizens (but only for the Good Iraqi citizens.) Update: From Harper&#8217;s &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/2003\/12\/02\/thanksgiving\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Thanksgiving&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=567"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}