Rich Gosse<\/b> Single adults are the Rodney Dangerfields of our society. They “can’t get no respect.” I am the first candidate in California history to campaign on a Fairness for Singles Platform.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The voting pamphlet for the California recall has a few choice entries. My favorite is definitely: Trek Thunder Kelley Dear Voters, Please vote for me, thus breaking the Seventh Seal and incurring Armageddon. I will legalize drugs, gambling, and prostitution… Then there is the guy who has the following astounding qualification: Ralph A. Hernandez …adopted … <\/p>\n
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