{"id":4877,"date":"2011-06-15T16:20:38","date_gmt":"2011-06-15T23:20:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/?p=4877"},"modified":"2011-06-15T16:20:38","modified_gmt":"2011-06-15T23:20:38","slug":"oh-the-places-ive-been","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/2011\/06\/15\/oh-the-places-ive-been\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh the Places I&#039;ve Been!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In 1996 I participated in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.caltech.edu\">Caltech<\/a>&#8216;s <a href=\"http:\/\/sfp.caltech.edu\/programs\/surf\">Summer Undergraduate Research Fellowship<\/a> program under the direction of two postdocs, <a href=\"http:\/\/homepages.ulb.ac.be\/~ncerf\/\">Nicolas Cerf<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Chris_Adami\">Chris Adami<\/a> (their big boss now works the halls of D.C.)  The research project I worked on was to try to see whether quantum computers could efficiently solve NP-complete problems.  Or as I like to say, my SURF was spent bashing my head up against the wall (and getting damn good at tensor products and spotting non-linear transforms, as you can see from my SURF writeup.  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theory.caltech.edu\/people\/preskill\/\">John Preskill<\/a> told me after my talk, in the first words he ever uttered in my direction: &#8220;that was a hard problem you worked on.&#8221;)<br \/>\nMy SURF project was not my first introduction to quantum computing, but it was the first time I&#8217;d gotten a chance to bash my head up against the field, and something must have stuck.  Because when I went to <a href=\"http:\/\/physics.berkeley.edu\/\">grad school<\/a> in Berkeley in 1997, after a year of taking astrophysics courses (if the cosmic microwave background was distributed this way or that way on the sky, this or that cosmological model could be ruled out, how cool is that!) I stumbled back into quantum computing through the group of Chemistry Professor <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cchem.berkeley.edu\/kbwgrp\/\">K. Birgitta Whaley<\/a> and her postdoc Daniel Lidar.  My <a href=\"http:\/\/arxiv.org\/abs\/quant-ph\/9809081\">first paper<\/a> in quantum computing was published in 1999, and I&#8217;ve been a proud participant in the growing field of quantum information science ever sense.<br \/>\nNow that I&#8217;ve decided <a href=\"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/?p=4895\">that it is time for a change<\/a> and I&#8217;m moving out of the ivory tower and into the real world (academics, you see, manufacture their own reality, which is why they call everything outside of academia &#8220;the real world&#8221;), I thought it would be fun to indulge in a little bit of egotistical self-reflection, cataloging the joys that a decade plus spent in quantum computing has given me. \u00a0The joys of all of the papers I&#8217;ve written and all of the cool quantum computing stuff I&#8217;ve see? \u00a0No, that would be too easy. \u00a0Instead I thought it would be fund to think about the kind of crazy things that happen to you as life sweeps you along. \u00a0Or, as I like to say it, &#8220;Oh the places I&#8217;ve been!&#8221;<br \/>\n[Warning: self-flattering ego-inflating stories ahead!]<br \/>\nThings I&#8217;ve gotten to do that were pretty damn awesome:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I lectured a rich guy who&#8217;d just sold his company for many millions of dollars about quantum computing while standing on the walkway surrounding the 200-inch <a href=\"http:\/\/www.astro.caltech.edu\/palomar\/hale.html\">Hale telescope<\/a>. \u00a0This will definitely be the only time I&#8217;ve been driven to give a scientific talk in a limo!<\/li>\n<li>Parked my Mazda Miata with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.symmetrymagazine.org\/\">QUBITS license plate<\/a> beside Murray Gell-Mann&#8217;s Range Rover sporting the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.symmetrymagazine.org\/\">license plate QUARKS<\/a> while at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.santafe.edu\">Santa Fe Institue<\/a>. \u00a0One day I missed\u00a0a major missed opportunity because of this. \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/physics.kenyon.edu\/people\/schumacher\/schumacher.htm\">Ben Schumacher<\/a> was visiting the Santa Fe Institute&#8230; so I had the chance to get a picture of two people who have invented words that start with &#8220;Q&#8221;, that are in the dictionary, in front of two cars with license plates with those words! \u00a0I shall never forgive myself for this missed opportunity.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/skimobile.jpg\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/qubitsnew.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4962\" title=\"qubitsnew\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/qubitsnew.jpg?resize=300%2C163&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"163\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/skimobile.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4961\" title=\"skimobile\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/skimobile.jpg?resize=400%2C301&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"301\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Played Isaac Newton to Scott Aaronson&#8217;s Gottfried Leibniz. \u00a0Personally I think I got to play the more awesome scientist and damn if that Leibniz didn&#8217;t steal calculus from me.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/newtonlib.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4964\" title=\"newtonlib\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/newtonlib.jpg?resize=500%2C370&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"370\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Gave a lecture at a summer school in Brisbane, Australia where I discussed a stabilizer code which contained the operators XXXX and ZZZZ.  XXXX is the name of a beer in Australia, so I knew this would be awesome for jokes about beer and sleep. Unfortunately I didn&#8217;t notice that I had named the stabilizer group that these two operators generated S<sub>ex<\/sub>.  The subsequent accident jokes had a few people rolling in the aisles.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/xxxxzzzz.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4967\" title=\"xxxxzzzz\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/xxxxzzzz.jpg?resize=500%2C184&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"184\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Participated in a joint US\/Australia NSF workshop in which I got to see <a href=\"http:\/\/quantum.info\/andrew\/\">Andrew White<\/a> grill Australia&#8217;s Minister for Industry, Science and Resources(?) about education policy.  During that trip I also got my finger stuck in an eye bolt when we were out on a cruise of Sydney Harbor, and had to get unstuck with the help of a stick of butter and an NSF program manager. \u00a0Oh, and I also got kicked <strong>into<\/strong> a nightclub on that trip.<\/li>\n<li>Quantum Beer Night in Berkeley (at the Albatross) became Quantum Margarita Night at Caltech, where it made the list of <a href=\"https:\/\/books.google.com\/books?id=rdCPa_yGqF0C&amp;lpg=PA66&amp;dq=quantum+margarita+night+popular+science+magazine&amp;pg=PA66&amp;hl=en#v=onepage&amp;q&amp;f=false\">top geek hangouts<\/a> in Popular Science!<\/li>\n<li>I got to hear Cormac McCarthy tell stories during SFI tea time, and found out that he deeply understands Bell inequalities. \u00a0Also at SFI I tied myself up to the corners of the lecture hall during a talk to demonstrate how SU(2) is related to the real world.<\/li>\n<li>Got sick of looking at the arXiv every morning and so crowdsourced the daily task of filtering these posts by creating the website scirate.com. \u00a0Thank you people for doing so much filtering for me, you really have saved me a lot of time.<\/li>\n<li>Gave a talk at Bungie about quantum video games.<\/li>\n<li>Gave a talk in which I tried to sound like Martin Luther King Jr (BOMB)<\/li>\n<li>Gave a talk that involved the use of subwoofers and speakers (sadly the file for this got corrupted and I no longer have the talk.)<\/li>\n<li>Kept students amused during their exams by drawing cartoons:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/IMG_0454.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4968\" title=\"IMG_0454\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/IMG_0454.jpg?resize=500%2C667&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"667\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Bought an iPhone and realized that it was a pain to surf for papers on the arXiv, so wrote an iPhone app for browsing the arXiv, arXiview.<\/li>\n<li>Got a <a href=\"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/?p=2109#comment-345867\">comment<\/a> on my blog from a Nobel prize winner in physics.<\/li>\n<li>Was <a href=\"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/?p=713\">once<\/a> the top hit for the word &#8220;pontiff&#8221; on google.  Take that Beattles!<\/li>\n<li>Had a word stolen from me by Stephen Colbert: &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/thecolbertreport.cc.com\/videos\/d5gebw\/the-word---jesi\">Jesi<\/a>.&#8221;  Okay, well maybe not, but the <a href=\"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/?p=1183\">ensuing discussion<\/a> of the proper plural of Jesus is amusing.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Screen-shot-2011-06-15-at-3.34.14-PM.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4969\" title=\"Screen shot 2011-06-15 at 3.34.14 PM\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Screen-shot-2011-06-15-at-3.34.14-PM.png?resize=475%2C296&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"475\" height=\"296\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nAh the things I&#8217;ve got to do. \u00a0So far. \u00a0Kind of makes me look forward to what kind of craziness is going to happen next \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<ul><\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In 1996 I participated in Caltech&#8216;s Summer Undergraduate Research Fellowship program under the direction of two postdocs, Nicolas Cerf and Chris Adami (their big boss now works the halls of D.C.) The research project I worked on was to try to see whether quantum computers could efficiently solve NP-complete problems. Or as I like to &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/2011\/06\/15\/oh-the-places-ive-been\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Oh the Places I&#039;ve Been!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[50,76],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4877","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-off-the-deep-end","category-self-meet-center-center-meet-self"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4877","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4877"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4877\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4877"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4877"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4877"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}