“C” sends me a link of fantastic mmmm-ness. CMMG Tactical Bacon, TB-1, 9oz, 10+ Year Shelf Life:<\/p>\n
The ultimate tactical accessory, the new Tactical Bacon from CMMG \u00ae is simply amazing. Kept in an aluminum can for a shelf life of 10+ years, the CMMG \u00ae Tactical Bacon is more affordable than other pre-cooked bacon producers, who offer no tactical packaging for their product. Including 9 ounces of pre-cooked bacon goodness, comparable to 3 pounds of raw bacon, the CMMG \u00ae Tactical Bacon is perfect for camping trips, survival situations, a snack at the range, zombie attacks, and many other apocalyptic scenarios. Able to be eaten cold, or heated up, CMMG \u00ae Tactical Bacon is sure to please bacon lovers of all ages.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Note the combined bonus price: if you buy the Tactical Bacon with a “Glock Factory Part, Disassembly Tool” you’ll save some dinero!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
“C” sends me a link of fantastic mmmm-ness. CMMG Tactical Bacon, TB-1, 9oz, 10+ Year Shelf Life: The ultimate tactical accessory, the new Tactical Bacon from CMMG \u00ae is simply amazing. Kept in an aluminum can for a shelf life of 10+ years, the CMMG \u00ae Tactical Bacon is more affordable than other pre-cooked bacon … <\/p>\n
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