{"id":2347,"date":"2009-06-19T11:36:59","date_gmt":"2009-06-19T18:36:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/?p=2347"},"modified":"2009-06-19T11:36:59","modified_gmt":"2009-06-19T18:36:59","slug":"this-is-not-a-crack-in-the-road","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/2009\/06\/19\/this-is-not-a-crack-in-the-road\/","title":{"rendered":"This Is Not a Crack in the Road"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Ant 1: Protect the queen!<br \/>\nAnt 2: Which one&#8217;s the queen?<br \/>\nAnt 3: I&#8217;m the queen!<br \/>\nAnt 1: No you&#8217;re not!<br \/>\nHomer: Nooo!  [his head smashed the colony, and the ants float free]<br \/>\nAnt 1: Freedom!  Horrible, horrible freedom!<br \/>\nBuzz: You fool!  Now we may never know if ants can be trained to sort tiny screws in space.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ant 1: Protect the queen! Ant 2: Which one&#8217;s the queen? Ant 3: I&#8217;m the queen! Ant 1: No you&#8217;re not! Homer: Nooo! [his head smashed the colony, and the ants float free] Ant 1: Freedom! Horrible, horrible freedom! Buzz: You fool! Now we may never know if ants can be trained to sort tiny &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/2009\/06\/19\/this-is-not-a-crack-in-the-road\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;This Is Not a Crack in the Road&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[45,76],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2347","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nature","category-self-meet-center-center-meet-self"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2347","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2347"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2347\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}