{"id":2330,"date":"2009-06-01T11:38:55","date_gmt":"2009-06-01T18:38:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/?p=2330"},"modified":"2009-06-01T11:38:55","modified_gmt":"2009-06-01T18:38:55","slug":"bing-zings-pontiff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/2009\/06\/01\/bing-zings-pontiff\/","title":{"rendered":"Bing Zings Pontiff"},"content":{"rendered":"

So bing<\/a>, Microsoft’s latest search engine, is up and running the tech word is a twitter. I checked it out and…well. On google when you search for “pontiff” my blog comes up as hit number five, after a few silly things like wikipedia entries and dictionary definitions (but no actual links to the *ahem* real pontiff. Sadly the days when I was number one on google are gone. But I will someday tell my grandkids…) But on bing, what happens? I’m down at number nine. Nine, Microsoft, really? I live in Seattle you know: shouldn’t this give me extra rank in your algorithms? And among the related searches, none of these are for “quantum pontiff.”
\n(I’d like to conclude that this is a good thing for how the search engine works except for the fact that bing gives the number three spot to a real estate agent. And we all know that real estate agents are actually all devils responsible for the collapse of the financial system and probably also for things like Mondays and gum stuck on the bottom of your shoes.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So bing, Microsoft’s latest search engine, is up and running the tech word is a twitter. I checked it out and…well. On google when you search for “pontiff” my blog comes up as hit number five, after a few silly things like wikipedia entries and dictionary definitions (but no actual links to the *ahem* real … <\/p>\n

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