{"id":2315,"date":"2009-05-21T16:09:13","date_gmt":"2009-05-21T23:09:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/?p=2315"},"modified":"2009-05-21T16:09:13","modified_gmt":"2009-05-21T23:09:13","slug":"i-want-to-quantum-jump-to-a-tiger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/2009\/05\/21\/i-want-to-quantum-jump-to-a-tiger\/","title":{"rendered":"I Want to Quantum Jump to a Tiger"},"content":{"rendered":"

From Pravda, some pretty serious funny: Quantum transition to transform mankind in 2012.
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\nWe begin, as on any other day, with prediction of doomsday:<\/p>\n

Russian scientists predict another doomsday. In their opinion, quantum transition will begin in 2012 according to the ancient Maya calendar.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

But how, you ask, will this quantum transition occur?<\/p>\n

Scientists say that an extremely powerful catalyst will be neccesary to trigger quantum transition. They say that a powerful solar flare will be enough.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Of course, why didn’t I think of that: a solar flare to set off a quantum transition. But wait, shouldn’t I be worried about this quantum transition?<\/p>\n

According to the encyclopedic dictionary, “quantum transition is a spasmodic transition of quantum system, i.e. an atom or a molecule or a crystal from one possible condition into another.”
\nSo there are the reasons to assume that human beings involved in the process of quantum transition will not die. They will be able to transform to another form. At least some scientists believe so. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Cool. I want to quantum jump into being a tiger. You?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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