{"id":2133,"date":"2008-11-17T13:07:17","date_gmt":"2008-11-17T20:07:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/?p=2133"},"modified":"2008-11-17T13:07:17","modified_gmt":"2008-11-17T20:07:17","slug":"so-i-decided-to-simulate-a-universe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/2008\/11\/17\/so-i-decided-to-simulate-a-universe\/","title":{"rendered":"So I Decided To Simulate a Universe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>xkcd is just fantastic, of course. <a href=\"http:\/\/xkcd.com\/505\/\">&#8220;A Bunch of Rocks&#8221;<\/a>:<br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/imgs.xkcd.com\/comics\/a_bunch_of_rocks.png?w=525\" alt=\"I call Rule 34 on Wolfram's Rule 34\"  \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>xkcd is just fantastic, of course. &#8220;A Bunch of Rocks&#8221;:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-go-ahead-waste-your-time"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2133\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}