{"id":1892,"date":"2008-04-01T12:19:13","date_gmt":"2008-04-01T19:19:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/?p=1892"},"modified":"2008-04-01T12:19:13","modified_gmt":"2008-04-01T19:19:13","slug":"fafblog-returns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/2008\/04\/01\/fafblog-returns\/","title":{"rendered":"Fafblog Returns?!?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is it really true?  Is <a href=\"http:\/\/fafblog.blogspot.com\/\">Fafblog<\/a> back?  All that praying to the April Fool&#8217;s Day Jackalope has finally paid off!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Screw this dump!&#8221; says Giblets. &#8220;This universe is old and fat and smells like smelling and Giblets is busting out!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Should we go over the wall or take the tunnel?&#8221; says me. I been diggin a tunnel.<br \/>\n&#8220;Nuts to the tunnel!&#8221; says Giblets. &#8220;What we do is we make like we&#8217;re sick. Then when God comes in to check on us we punch im in the liver an run out the door!&#8221;&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is it really true? Is Fafblog back? All that praying to the April Fool&#8217;s Day Jackalope has finally paid off! &#8220;Screw this dump!&#8221; says Giblets. &#8220;This universe is old and fat and smells like smelling and Giblets is busting out!&#8221; &#8220;Should we go over the wall or take the tunnel?&#8221; says me. I been diggin &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/2008\/04\/01\/fafblog-returns\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Fafblog Returns?!?!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1892","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-ha-ha"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1892","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1892"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1892\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}