{"id":1879,"date":"2008-03-24T19:41:42","date_gmt":"2008-03-25T02:41:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/?p=1879"},"modified":"2008-03-24T19:41:42","modified_gmt":"2008-03-25T02:41:42","slug":"museum-tours-for-the-insecure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/2008\/03\/24\/museum-tours-for-the-insecure\/","title":{"rendered":"Museum Tours For the Insecure"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I always <em>knew<\/em> that T-Rex was a vegetarian:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Trying to teach children not to believe everything they see.&#8221;  Shouldn&#8217;t they add &#8220;and believe in everything they don&#8217;t see?&#8221;<br \/>\n<b>Update:<\/b> I should have known Pharnygula would have posted this before me.  Note to self: always check with PZ before posting something about creationism \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I always knew that T-Rex was a vegetarian: &#8220;Trying to teach children not to believe everything they see.&#8221; Shouldn&#8217;t they add &#8220;and believe in everything they don&#8217;t see?&#8221; Update: I should have known Pharnygula would have posted this before me. Note to self: always check with PZ before posting something about creationism \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[69],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1879","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-religion"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1879"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1879\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}