{"id":1593,"date":"2007-07-26T17:31:29","date_gmt":"2007-07-27T00:31:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/?p=1593"},"modified":"2007-07-26T17:31:29","modified_gmt":"2007-07-27T00:31:29","slug":"onion-laugh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/2007\/07\/26\/onion-laugh\/","title":{"rendered":"Onion Laugh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/audio\/vatican-apologizes-for-torture-murder-of-stephen-h,13072\/\">Vatican Apologizes For Torture, Murder Of Stephen Hawking<\/a>.  I&#8217;ve seen his talking wheelchair.  It says &#8220;beep! beep! beep!&#8221; often during the middle of his own scientific talk.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vatican Apologizes For Torture, Murder Of Stephen Hawking. I&#8217;ve seen his talking wheelchair. It says &#8220;beep! beep! beep!&#8221; often during the middle of his own scientific talk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1593","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-ha-ha"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1593","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1593"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1593\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}