\nHomer: [opens door to find Kang and Kodos standing there] Hello — oh great. Mormons.
\nKang: Actually, we’re Quantum Presbyterians…\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
I’m thinking it involves a doctrine which says that you are spiritually doomed to branches of the wavefunction which are condemned by God, but the divine intervention of God can lead you to those branches which are not condemned. Or something like that.
\n“Spider pig, spider pig…”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
It [youtube]http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=OL50ddCSJmo[\/youtube] is [youtube]http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=q-O7Nteshv4[\/youtube] coming! [youtube]http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=3r-YJOrY28w[\/youtube] Maybe, finally, after all these years of waiting, we will learn just exactly what “Quantum Presbyterianism” is: Homer: [opens door to find Kang and Kodos standing there] Hello — oh great. Mormons. Kang: Actually, we’re Quantum Presbyterians… I’m thinking it involves a doctrine which says that you are spiritually … <\/p>\n
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