{"id":1335,"date":"2006-09-13T09:24:11","date_gmt":"2006-09-13T16:24:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/?p=1335"},"modified":"2006-09-13T09:24:11","modified_gmt":"2006-09-13T16:24:11","slug":"the-real-starbucks-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/2006\/09\/13\/the-real-starbucks-story\/","title":{"rendered":"The Real Starbucks Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Forget the <a href=\"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/?p=1333\">war over customers finding creative ways to use milk at Starbucks<\/a>.  The real story here in Washington and Oregon coffeeland is that the mermaid&#8217;s hair has been moved back in Starbuck&#8217;s logo.  And I can report that, indeed, children all over Seattle are now running around crazied.  The logo appears to have fried their Puritanical neurons.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Forget the war over customers finding creative ways to use milk at Starbucks. The real story here in Washington and Oregon coffeeland is that the mermaid&#8217;s hair has been moved back in Starbuck&#8217;s logo. And I can report that, indeed, children all over Seattle are now running around crazied. The logo appears to have fried &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/2006\/09\/13\/the-real-starbucks-story\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Real Starbucks Story&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[32,75,78],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-seattle","category-society"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1335"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1335\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}