{"id":1239,"date":"2006-05-15T12:17:48","date_gmt":"2006-05-15T19:17:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/?p=1239"},"modified":"2006-05-15T12:17:48","modified_gmt":"2006-05-15T19:17:48","slug":"my-last-name","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/2006\/05\/15\/my-last-name\/","title":{"rendered":"My Last Name"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/baconshow.blogspot.com\/\">Bacon<\/a>!  (Warning: the linked site may lead to abnormally clogged arteries.)<br \/>\nUpdate: From the comments,<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nBacon, Bacon, Bacon<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.baconrobots.com\">www.baconrobots.com<\/a> &#8211; Because the only thing better then Bacon is a hot animatronic lady cooking it for you.<br \/>\nwww.ratethebacon.com \u2013 A site for bacon lovers who love to talk about bacon.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/baconspectator.com\/\">www.baconspectator.com<\/a>  &#8211; Home of the Bacon of the Month Club.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/craftyplanet.com\/\">www.craftyplanet.com\/bacobuddies.htm<\/a> \u2013 Bacobuddies &#8211; how cool is that.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.blacktable.com\/bacon030515.htm\">www.blacktable.com\/bacon030515.htm<\/a> \u2013 Bacon soap.<br \/>\nwww.makinbacon.com\/welcome.htm \u2013 I\u2019m sorry, but microwaving bacon is just wrong.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.cookingforengineers.com\/article\/3\/Bacon-Part-I\">www.cookingforengineers.com\/article.php?id=3<\/a> \u2013 Or is it? Scientific Bacon.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.cockeyed.com\/inside\/bacon\/bacon.html\">www.cockeyed.com\/inside\/bacon\/bacon.html<\/a> \u2013 The economy of bacon.<br \/>\nwww.bayoudog.com\/04kitchen\/bacon.htm \u2013 Bacon as heroin.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.iheartbacon.com\">www.iheartbacon.com<\/a> &#8211; for the Bacon obsessed\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Bacon! (Warning: the linked site may lead to abnormally clogged arteries.) Update: From the comments, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon www.baconrobots.com &#8211; Because the only thing better then Bacon is a hot animatronic lady cooking it for you. www.ratethebacon.com \u2013 A site for bacon lovers who love to talk about bacon. www.baconspectator.com &#8211; Home of the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/2006\/05\/15\/my-last-name\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;My Last Name&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[76],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-self-meet-center-center-meet-self"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1239","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1239"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1239\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}