\nHomer Simpson: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
\nBart: Dad, you can’t eat all those free samples. We’ve gotta get Lisa’s present.
\nHomer Simpson: Watch and learn.
\n [Homer sprints around the mall’s food court, devouring all of the sample trays.]
\nHomer Simpson: More … free … samples!
\nBart: Dad, you ate all the free samples. Now you’re eating men’s slacks.
\nHomer Simpson: Eh, it’s still better than Indian food.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Homer Simpson: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Bart: Dad, you can’t eat all those free samples. We’ve gotta get Lisa’s present. Homer Simpson: Watch and learn. [Homer sprints around the mall’s food court, devouring all of the sample trays.] Homer Simpson: More … <\/p>\n
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