{"id":1031,"date":"2005-08-17T21:33:39","date_gmt":"2005-08-18T04:33:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/?p=1031"},"modified":"2005-08-17T21:33:39","modified_gmt":"2005-08-18T04:33:39","slug":"warranty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/2005\/08\/17\/warranty\/","title":{"rendered":"Warranty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A few days ago, I noticed the down arrow on my laptop was getting a little fussy.  Then, of course, I got in my email:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nDate: Wed, 17 Aug 2005 20:16:32 -0700<br \/>\nFrom: IBM4PCS<br \/>\nTo: Dave Bacon<br \/>\nSubject: Dear Dave,<br \/>\n     the warranty on your IBM ThinkPad T30 will expire soon.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I now suspect that IBM emailed my computer to get the down arrow key to act funny.  What a great business model, no?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few days ago, I noticed the down arrow on my laptop was getting a little fussy. Then, of course, I got in my email: Date: Wed, 17 Aug 2005 20:16:32 -0700 From: IBM4PCS To: Dave Bacon Subject: Dear Dave, the warranty on your IBM ThinkPad T30 will expire soon. I now suspect that IBM &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/2005\/08\/17\/warranty\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Warranty&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1031","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fragment"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1031"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}