{"id":1029,"date":"2005-08-17T14:39:37","date_gmt":"2005-08-17T21:39:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/?p=1029"},"modified":"2005-08-17T14:39:37","modified_gmt":"2005-08-17T21:39:37","slug":"the-incompleteness-of-gravity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/2005\/08\/17\/the-incompleteness-of-gravity\/","title":{"rendered":"The Incompleteness of Gravity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A new gravity theory, Intelligent Falling.  Gotta love the Onion:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nWhat the gravity-agenda scientists need to realize is that &#8216;gravity waves&#8217; and &#8216;gravitons&#8217; are just secular words for &#8216;God can do whatever He wants.&#8217;\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Does this mean that LIGO can get faith-based funding now?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A new gravity theory, Intelligent Falling. Gotta love the Onion: What the gravity-agenda scientists need to realize is that &#8216;gravity waves&#8217; and &#8216;gravitons&#8217; are just secular words for &#8216;God can do whatever He wants.&#8217; Does this mean that LIGO can get faith-based funding now?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[30,53],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1029","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-ha-ha","category-physics"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1029","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1029"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1029\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1029"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1029"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dabacon.org\/pontiff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1029"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}