From Foxtrot:
TV: Welcome to the BCS national championship football game, here at the Louisiana Superdome.
TV: Let’s begin by acknowledging that there’s been some controversy concerning the teams chosen to play for this year’s title, but they were determined by the computer, and who can question that?
TV: Whoa, Nelly! M.I.T. has fumbled the coin toss and Caltech goes wild!
O brave new quantum world!
Things have changed. See https://slice.mit.edu/2014/11/21/mit-football-primer/